
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Lightweight, lived-in, and quietly funny — this long sleeve lets you wear a dry joke with confidence. The garment-dyed cotton feels soft against the skin and breaks in over time, getting comfier with every wash. Bold, straightforward text sits center chest, delivering a deadpan line that reads like something shared between family members on the couch after a game. It’s an everyday layer for casual weekends, late-night pizza runs, or low-key backyard hangs. The classic fit and ribbed cuffs keep the silhouette relaxed but tidy, while sturdy double-stitched hems and neck/shoulder tape mean this shirt stands up to repeat wear. If you like humor that’s blunt and familiar, this long sleeve quietly does the talking while you get on with the rest of your day.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable handfeel
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and broken-in texture
- Double-needle hems and sewn-in twill label for long-lasting seams
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) classic fit built for everyday wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
100% Ring spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Ribbed-knit cuffs
The ribbed knit makes the cuffs highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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