Graphic Long Sleeve T-Shirt — “Please make sure… I die a slow death at the mall today” Retro Shopping Comedy Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A laid-back long sleeve shirt that feels lived-in from the first wear. The garment-dyed cotton gives the fabric a soft, muted tone and a slightly vintage hand. Graphic art on the chest shows a humorous, slightly dark comic scene that reads like a retro postcard — a wry, tongue-in-cheek moment for people who appreciate offbeat humor. The classic fit and medium-weight knit make it comfortable layered under a jacket or worn alone on cool afternoons. Ribbed cuffs keep the sleeves tidy, while double-stitched hems and neck/shoulder tape add durability so this becomes one of those favorites you reach for again and again.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) classic fit — great for layering
- Durable construction: double-needle hems, ribbed cuffs, neck and shoulder tape
- Sewn-in twill label with EU 2-year warranty; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
100% Ring spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Ribbed-knit cuffs
The ribbed knit makes the cuffs highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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